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Subject: WHL; Clowns Win!

Calgary (AP) - In Calgary the barn is burning, and the party is loud. After
the Bridgeland Huskies got lucky and gained a victory. The Calgary Clowns
came through with an amazing performance, destroying the Breakers in fine
fashion 6-4. Yzerman had four points in the game giving him first star
honours. Shawn Chambers in his last game as a Clown, said "I just wanted to
try my hardest and not go out sour." "Sure I am going to the F!#K'N
Corwhatchamakallits! But I really enjoyed my stay here and wanted to make a
positive influence right up to the end, incase they (Bobby Orr Clowns GM)
decide to trade for me in the future". When we asked Bobby about the trade
which included getting the World Cup's best Defenseman, Scott Stevens, he
said " I think we ripped the Kingston team off bigtime!" The Clowns coach
Glen Sather said "I think the team we played today just needs better
goaltending and they will do fine." The Clowns look most impressive as they
start the pre-season as they are 2-0.